Quotes from the Movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Stop pulling my face towards your face.

Peter

Pulling my shirt towards you is the same concept as pulling my face.

Peter

You were like one of those girls from Flavor Of Love. "I'll kill you! I'll kill you!'

Peter

She got me this, okay, because I would always leave my cereal boxes open, and the cereal would get stale. And so one day I came home and she had this waiting for me, because it keeps my cereal fresh, and now I have the FRESHEST cereal.

Peter

I'll sit down, but I'm sitting down because I want to, not because you've asked me to... sit. Okay?

Peter

I find you both very sexually attractive.

Peter

You shall not pass!!!!!

Peter

You know, I can play something else- I just think out of context it's...

Peter

So what should I do? I should just let go?

Peter

That is, like, exactly what I'm going for.

Peter

Does Kunu have some, like, cool Hawaiian meaning?

Peter

Yeah, maybe a little.

Peter

Y-You brought a gag?

Peter

Well... kind of, now.

Peter

Oh the weather outside is weather.

Kunu